Asexuals actually tend to not have sexual attractions btw

I don’t know if this addressed specifically to me or not but I do identify as being somewhere on the asexual spectrum, with biromantic tendencies. I only experience “sexual attraction” to fictional characters or to people with whom there is 0% chance of reciprocation because, due to a childhood of prolonged sexual abuse, the idea of someone being sexually attracted to me or having sex is triggering at worst and extremely uncomfortable at best…

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.






If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

All asexuals are helmed with the sun, clothed in the moon, with the stars beneath their feet, and each are allotted 1 (one) effulgent chariot pulled by giant cats* who can breathe fire and/or bees.

*Maintenance of the chariot, along with care and feeding of the fire/bee-breathing felines, is the responsibility of the asexual deity in question; nursing fire/bee-breathing felines at your own beatific teat has a certain classic appeal, it is NOT recommended for deities of any gender (trust us, it’s not a good scene; just ask Kyle, the God of Horrible Nipple Wounds).

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Another gem. Congrats on one year of contributing to our addition to your writing and your insightful interpretation of Newsroom characters

lilacmermaid25 replied to your post: Some Time to AdjustRated K | wc ~1,600…

BEAUTIFUL! I love seeing Will come to the realization that Charlotte already loves him. LOVE that relationship.

Thank you!!!


Some Time to Adjust
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Five things that Will knows about his six week old daughter. Another installment in the Charlotteverse, Post S2. 


To the Dark Lord,

I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mortal once more.


God it’s been a long week. Thankfully all I’ve got is two hours of class tomorrow and then I’m home free. (Kind of. We’re hosting a parents’ weekend reception, but I only have to bake for that.) Time for wine… 

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Kahlil Gibran

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#nooooooo #emily watches itf
rachel had a base ball bat, she didn’t say but i knew

did i have badass sunglasses? what did my hair look like? 

actual drool, you asshole

one day we’ll live together until then go to sleep it’s past your bedtime